Monday, March 06, 2006

Pull Up Your Pants

As I make my way around the world encouraging women to embrace their true sizes, I think I may spend a moment or two schooling men on their true size as well. The true size of their pants, to be specific.

Baggy pants that hang on the hips or half way down the back side is the trend. It is a part of the hip hop culture. Despite the fact that men can't move faster than a snail's pace without dropping their drawers, they continue to purchase trousers that are many sizes too large. They have lost sight of the fact that women (or even other men for that matter) are interested in a preview of what's inside those pants. Butts and thighs... don't act like you don't know. Proper assessment of the goods within cannot be made if the packaging is appallingly over-sized.

Some might argue that sagging pants are the perfect way to get a preview... I personally like the look of a man's backside in pants that fit him. And, I am venturing a guess that most women ( and some other men) would find that more attractive that a shot of a guys boxers or briefs or boxer-briefs. No matter the argument you present, however, pants hanging off your ass is simply not hot.

Pull up your pants. Show us what you got. Just don't show us your underwear. It is called UNDERwear for a reason.

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