Just for fun I thought I'd see if Nyjer and I could be friends in another situation. Honestly, I did find some similarities. We are both loud. We are both confident. We have both dropped the F-bomb in a moment of excitement. On the other hand, there are some pretty big differences. Here are the top ten differences between me and Nyjer Morgan.
10. Let's get the obvious ones out of the way. He's a man. I am a woman. He's not so tall. I am very tall. He's a cancer. I'm a Pisces.
9. Nyjer hates the Cardinals. I love the Cardinals.
8. Nyjer not only chews tobacco but he also throws it at people. I'd rather chew on cake or ice cream (as evident by my fabulous physique)and I am certainly not wasting it throwing it at other people.
7. I respect the police. Nyjer taunts them.
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6. Nyjer has four alter egos: Tony Plush, Tony Hush, Tony Tombstone and Tony Gumble. I am just me. And I think that's enough.
5. I can spell.
4. I don't have to break into BEAST MODE to do my job well.
3.I don't have to steal the microphone to be heard. I am frequently hired to be on the mic. (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Michele-Rausch/85890115899)
2. I've never been spanked by Pujols.
1. My team has won the World Series 10 times.